February 2010
48 posts
January 2010
90 posts
I wrote something for some dumb prompt.
Take 15 minutes to describe the downfall of love:
If the downfall began now, if it hasn’t already, I would still have my cat. I don’t think 15 minutes is neither long enough, or short enough to write about this. As we know, Love is the child of Need and Resource. We also all know, Need is constant, abrasive, and over-bearing, and what better for Love to have access to all the...
Hey Erica, if you read this, I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re great.
On another note, I am going to the gym tomorrow. Then work. Then something exciting….hopefully.
“We’re freaks, that’s all. Those two bastards got us nice and early and made us...”
– Franny and Zooey, J.D. Salinger (via nevver)
This is reblogged from nevver…the link is white, and I don’t know how to change it.
Also, I’m really fucking bored. I have an hour to go, and I’m about to punch myself in the face.
Saaaave me.
Eating The Peach
mkarmstr:
by Henri Cole
Eating the peach, I feel like a murderer. Time and darkness mean nothing to me, moving forward and back with my white enameled teeth and bloated tongue sating themselves on moist, pulpy flesh. When I suck at the pit that resembles a small mammal's skull, it erases all memory of trouble and strife, of loneliness and the blindings of erotic love, and of the blueprint of a...
money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money.
Can’t wait till I get my refund.
“When the public protests, confronted with some obvious evidence of damaging results of pesticide applications, it is fed little tranquilizing pills of half truth.”
-Rachel Carson, from Silent Spring.
“Plessy v. Ferguson? Oh…Oh! Is that something on Hulu?”
-Nick Joyce.
Ha.
Nick Joyce’s drunk comments while watching 24:
“She’s such a fucking bad actress that she must be giving blowjobs to everyone in the fucking crew.”
“Why doesn’t he make a quick call “Hey he’s right here.” Boom.”
“I can’t follow this. That’s the step-mom. The President’s booty-call.”
“Well, yeah....
When I get a cold...
My throat gets really itchy.
And then I attempt to scratch it with the back of my tongue, by scrunching it up, and rubbing it super fast on the roof of my mouth. But in the back of my mouth.
Sometimes it works, sometimes I pretend that it never happened.
The email my hairdresser sent me.
“Chelsey,
Thanks for giving me the opportunity to make such a big change in hair color. If you decide for any reason that you want to tweek the color a bit, between now and next week, you can do that for product cost only. I know when you are trying out a new color we aren’t sure what we think until a few days pass. I hope you love being red, it looks beautiful on you. Have a...
Kent's Makeover. →
According to this article, Kent is about to be hot shit. There are even pictures!
EDIT**
I just realized this doesn’t work. But if you google “Heart of the City article Kent State,” it’s the second one down, and it works. Suckers.
A pretty long and poopy day, if you ask me.
